A large pirate walks into a bar with a steering column and wheel from a '64 chevy impala coming out of the front of his pants.
The bartender says, "Say man, you've got a steering wheel coming out of the front of your pants."
To which the pirate replied, "Argggh, it's drivin' me nuts."
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Inverse Haiku:
Don't you forget about me
You say we'll meet up
But we probably won't. Damn.
Or perhaps we have,
but simply have forgotten
how to remember
/bark bark bark
and not to mention
that "God is dead" so what the
fuck go back to bed
/grrrrrrr
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